if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one
this urn will turn you into a tree after you die
and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become
just imagine cemeteries looking like this
life after deaththis is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. Rebuild all cemeteries
And then the trees get chopped down to make paper. And that paper gets made into books. Because we’re all just stories in the end.
turning humans into materials